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Sunday, December 21, 2014
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Etcetera We Bet You Would Stop Blaming Goodluck Jonathan, If You Read This
whole world, but I want to tell this audience
that before I leave, I will be the most praised
President," said President Goodluck Jonathan
at the opening of the 52nd Annual General
Meeting of the Nigerian Bar Association at the International Conference Centre in Abuja. Hey guys, I guess you know that pointing fingers is
not my style, hahaha, just as I know that it will be
difficult to find a single Nigerian who hasn't pointed
fingers at President Goodluck Jonathan since he
became President. But really, can so many fingers be
pointed at a single individual all at the same time? Some people have gone to the extent of saying that
since Jonathan took office, everything has gone to
hell in a handbasket. Others have held him
responsible for everything that has gone wrong in
the country, from the tear in their pants to the
economy. Trust me: Nigerians are beginning to agree that when it comes to assigning blame, look to
Jonathan first. There are some hardliners who
don't care if Jonathan wasn't President during the
civil war. He must have been thinking about it, and
that's good enough reason for them. They even say
that if he hadn't been sticking his nose into government, the civil war wouldn't have
happened. Funny, Nigerians have found the perfect
target for dealing with their bad days. Late to work?
Blame Jonathan! Did the soup in the fridge melt when
you weren't looking? It's Goodluck Jonathan.
Can't find your smelling socks? Jonathan! Your baby pees on the chair, again? Jonathan. The possibilities
are endless! Hey, are we not just being unfair to
Goodluck Jonathan? We blame him for all and
everything. Even for things that are not his fault. Let
me ask you something sir or madam, if Jonathan is to
blame for everything wrong in Nigeria today, what becomes of the previous presidents under whose
regimes most of these problems started? On Tuesday evening on my way back from NTA, I
stopped at the Bar Beach to buy suya. I was a little bit
early because I met the aboki lighting his charcoal.
As I waited, I saw two weird looking rastas looking
like archangels Michael and Gabriel in their white
Cele garments walk down to just about five yards from the water, raised their holy robes in unison like
atilogwu dancers trying to master a new dance
routine and bent down and began to defecate.
Couples of minutes later, I heard them walking back
complaining of how dirty and smelly the beach had
become from what it used to be. As they passed by me, the taller one said "omo naija, presido no dey
try at all. See as this place don yamayama finish, dem no dey
see as those oyinbo beach be for inside film wey we
dey watch?" At that point, I couldn't hold back my
anger. I just had to say something: "Shebi na una
just shit finish for that place so? And una get mouth
dey blame the president. Una see him shit for there?" We are having a distant relationship with the truth in
this country. We have developed that rare ability to
be hypocritical and not so much as give a damn
whether we are equally guilty of the things we are
blaming on others. In truth, Goodluck Jonathan should
roll up his sleeves, spit on his palms and get to work on a lot of things. We keep saying that corruption
escalated under his regime but why do we keep
failing to associate it with the fact that these corrupt
individuals are Nigerians? I listened to some custom
officers saying that If it wasn't for Goodluck
Jonathan's backward policies, everything at the Nigerian borders would be perfect. Yes, let us keep dumping everything on Goodluck
Jonathan. Even our own responsibilities as citizens.
He's the reason our custom and police officers are
more interested in collecting bribes than fighting
crime and checking for contraband goods coming
into the country. It is also Jonathan's fault that the security operatives at the Lagos airport have all
turned beggars. Should the president also take the
rap for the Director-General of the Standards
Organisation of Nigeria not being able to see that the
nation is littered with fake products? Maybe Goodluck Jonathan should be with him daily
and point him towards fake products and
manufacturers. The fight to save this country does
not begin or stop at Janathan's table. It must be an
all Nigerian battle. Let the pastors stop praying for
corrupt politicians and tell them to their faces to stop stealing public funds. If all drivers have their
complete vehicle papers and obey traffic laws, there
will be no need to give out money to the police and
we will be on our way to a better society.
Ask yourself where your governor got the billions he
spends on frivolities? People in the rural areas of Akwa Ibom state are living in thatched houses and
we are building another stadium? Have you tried
asking what the Abia State Government did with the
state's allocation for eight years? Do you think
President Jonathan will be allowed a minute of sleep
if he failed to remit monies due to the states? So why then do we pour all the blames on him? Your governor owns empty estates in Dubai and
factories in South Africa when people of their states
are homeless and jobless, is that Jonathan's fault
too? Where did we get the preposterous notion that
President Jonathan took office and people started
having trouble finding jobs? Did we have a zero unemployment rate in the country before President
Jonathan? Millions of Nigerians are working their
asses out and dying as contract staffs and casual
workers, where is the NLC? Is it not aware of the appalling working conditions
Nigerian workers are subjected to by multinationals?
Of course, it is all Jonathan's fault. Last time I
checked, Jonathan was a president or a magician.
Should he be doing the job of the NLC too, supervising
every sector of the country at the same time? Let us be truthful to ourselves, since when have we had
good roads in this country? Were there roads in the
country that Jonathan destroyed? Have we had
electricity in the country before President Jonathan?
We say Boko Haram started as a result of poverty
and lack of education in the North, were there schools in the North that Jonathan destroyed? Trust
me, the architects of Boko Haram know what
they're talking about when they say it is all
Jonathan's fault. For everyone out there, below are a list of things
Goodluck Jonathan is yet to be blamed for, so go
ahead and make your pick and let the blame game
continue: Cancer, AIDS, racism, air pollution, sin, child
porn, human meat at Jankara market, home video,
obesity, Drake sleeping with everyone's chic, Kim Kardashian's nude picture, tribalism and every
other kind of ism, Arsenal's trophyless seasons,
Facebook, Twitter and Wizkid's last album.
Etcetera is a Nigerian alternative music artiste. He is
also a columnist for Punch Newspapers where
this article was first published.
Playhouse.com.ng Female Reader "Should I Leave My 5 Months Old Husband For My Boss?"
now married to my fiance of 13 months. I got
married about 5 months ago to a man I thought was
God fearing, loyal and had my interest at heart. The
thought of cheating on him has never crossed my
mind, but I think he pushed me out. Before our wedding my husband didn't have much
in his house so I bought most of the fittings in the
house. I also fixed the kitchen from the money I
made from the wedding. After all the refurbishing, I
became penniless. On this fateful day, I told my husband I needed to
make my hair, this was like a month after our
wedding, he immediately snapped at me and started
saying all sorts of things. I was surprised because
this man knew I spent all I had on furnishing our
home. I didn't say anything to him. After he left for work, I went to see a friend of mine
who works in a construction firm. I couldn't tell her
what happened I just told her I needed a job and she
said she will talk to her boss to see if there was any
vacancy. I was frequenting the company and one
day the boss asked me why I was always coming around the office and I told him I needed a job. He gave me a job and the following week he wanted
to start a relationship with me but I disagreed. My
husband continued his nonchalant attitude towards
me and sometimes does not leave money to cook for
me and my 11-year old daughter. My friend helped me explain the situation of things at
home to my new boss and he said he would give me
a loan. Instead of the loan he gave me N350,000 for
free. Ever since then, he has never stopped
showering me with gifts. I cook for my husband from his money and he never
deemed it fit to ask me where I get the money to
make assorted soup at home from. After three
weeks of working with him, he asked me to stop
coming to work and placed me on salary. My
husband still didn't ask me any question, he just kept enjoying the money with me and my daughter. Before you all start cussing me out yes I know my
marriage is not up to 6 months but I think marrying
my husband was a big mistake. My problem now is that my boss wants me to leave
my husband to be his second wife. In fact he has
started scouting for a house for me. I am not happy
about the situation, but I think my husband is a gold
digger who does not care about what I do to make
money and just wants to live off me. I am confused at the moment if I should leave my husband for him
or stay back and endure his attitude of not caring for
me. I am a single mother and would not mind being a
second wife. Please help.
Saturday, December 20, 2014
Prophetess Calls For Postponement Upon 2015 Election To Avoid Bloodshed
Nonnie Roberson has called for the cancellation of the
2015 elections, a call she said was in the best interest
of the country. She however said if the elections
eventually hold, President Goodluck Jonathan will win,
but many lives will be lost.
"I know the president is going to win the presidential
election because I prayed and a lot others have
prayed too. The sceptre has not been taken away
from him, but it is going to be very close and
intense," the prophetess told Vanguard in an
interview.
"My fear is that there will be a lot of bloodshed,"
she said.
Prophetess Nonnie said she wished the government
would yield to calls in favour of the cancellation of the
2015 elections, coming from some quarters, as going
ahead with the election may be disastrous.
"I wish they can heed that call and cancel the
elections because more people will die if we go ahead
to conduct the election as scheduled. Even in the
course of the electioneering campaigns, people will
die," she predicted.
She however said her group, Women in Clergy, has
been praying and fasting, but noted that faith without
work is dead. So, "we are getting involved. We are
working with a lot of female aspirants, trying to
encourage and push them. The next thing is to embark
on a mass sensitisation project to tell Nigerians what is expected of them. Votes will count this time around;
so we will encourage people to vote based on their
individual conviction. We will tell them to collect their
money and rice if they bring them, but vote your
conscience.
"We have also been able to set up our zonal bodies
with strong women of God taking charge of the zones.
They are organising and talking and very soon, the
state and local government chapters will be up and
running. We will not fold our arms and watch things
go the same way it has always gone. It is no longer business as usual," Roberson said.
Source.....Omojuwa
Timaya Talks About Marriage
Peter Okoye Is Here With A Christmass Celebration In Advance
Nicki Minaj Dropped A Movie For The Pinkprint And It's A Gut-Wrenching Ride Through A Relationship’s Demise
new video will ring especially true for you. Tonight Nicki Minaj began to hint that there was a visual to accompany her newly-dropped album The Pinkprint, and sure enough, Revolt premiered a sixteen-minute-clip featuring several of her new
songs tonight.
The video starts off with her album opener "All
Things Go" and a city at night, then it transitions into
the Jessie Ware-featuring "The Crying Game" and Nicki drives around mourning the loss of a
relationship and eventually gets into a car crash. This
leads to the drama and pain of "I Lied" and finally,
closes out with her sitting tight-lipped next to her
man in a restaurant, interspersed with clips of her
singing her heart out in an idyllic, natural setting soundtracked by "Grand Piano." Finally, in the end,
she leaves him. If there was ever any doubt that the core of the The
Pinkprint is Nicki's broken heart, this video cements it. Watch the arresting medley.
Jay z And Beyonce Lost One Of Their Homes To Markus Persson
has bought the most expensive house in Beverly Hills,
California — the same mansion Jay Z and Beyoncé made a bid on. Not even Beyoncé could make him
bow out of the deal. The 35-year-old Minecraft maven, who sold his
company to Microsoft for $2.5 billion this fall,
purchased the house for $70 million, $15 million
lower than its old listing price. According to TMZ, Jay and Bey were eyeing the house as well.
John Aaroe Group, the real estate company that made the sale, said the home included cases of Dom
Perignon, two dozen Roberto Cavalli place settings at
$3,700 each, a replica of James Dean's motorcycle,
and — my favorite part — a room full of candy.
Actress Yaya Decosta Breast Feeding Her Baby
Source.....MTO
Feud In The Music Industry Rapper Yung Berg Says He Ain't A Gay
[New music] Shun Breezy - "Nobody"
stage name "Shun Breezy" is an exceptional
Nigerian singer-songwriter and gifted drummer who
hails from Abeokuta, Ogun State. Musically influenced by 2face Idibia, T-Pain and Fela,
Shun's talent was discovered on the Enigma Variety
Night platform and is currently signed to Major
League Music international.
Shun Breezy has performed along side a number of
big names in the industry including the likes of Ice
prince , Sarkodie , Iyanya, Terry G, Shank, Skales,
Dammy Krane, Dj Zeez and many more. Shun is
currently participating in the ongoing Coke Studio
University tour ,Etisalat's Cliqfest , e.t.c
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Genevieve Nnaji And The Kids Trawling
Phyno Was Spotted Kissing A Male Friend
Friday, December 19, 2014
It Happen!!! Japanese Company Create a Device . . . That Allows You To F*ck Your Computer . . . While Watching Porn!
for years.
Rihanna Wearing Ebola Hazmat Suit
sent out a tweet, telling everyone where she will be -
and when THOUSANDS of her fans showed up -
Rihanna filmed a new PUMA commercial. Maybe probably she wanna work in one of Sierra Leone Hospital.
Ebola Outbreak Death Now Tolls To 6915 In Sierra Leone
WHO said. Sierra Leone has announced a ban on all Christmas celebrations and will now be conducting house to house searches in a bid to combat Ebola.
Tonto Dike Shows Up every Tatoos She Has On Her Back
Wizkid Dishes Out New Photo
10 Steps To Kill, Hide Unwanted Erection
embarrassment if it happens in public, or
you're not properly dressed. Here is how to
kill it.
Normally, a normal man has an erection from sexual stimulation. More often than not, the erections start without warning, like early morning erections or sudden erections that happen when you have an encounter with a beautiful woman. Such a sudden, unplanned erection can become a huge embarrassment if it happens in public, or you're not properly dressed. When this happens, you either bear the shame or you find a way to kill/hide the erection. Here is how to kill it:
1. Go take a pee. You need to get yourself into the restroom. You can always excuse yourself from a crowd by saying you need to take a pee. When you are in the toilet, erase all sexual images from your mind. You can also pour water on your little member.
2. Stroll a little. Taking a walk will force your body to blood to your limbs in order to get them moving. It is that action that will stem the flow of blood to your penis and get the erecting calmed. So just walk around a bit and get the little bod calmed down.
3. Get a distraction. The best thing you can do for yourself is to find a way to distract yourself. This is because erections are as a result of the thoughts you have. For example, thinking about a woman's breasts can give you an erection. So turn your mind to something else, something without sexual coloration. You can hardly think and sustain an erection.
4. Create weird thoughts. If you can imagine something weird, you might get rid of that unwanted erection quickly. You might want to imagine your worst fear coming to life. If you hate snakes, imagine snakes crawling in your lap. It might work
5. Change the temperature in your pant. An ice block is the best for this trick, but it may not be readily available. Just get anything cold into your pants to slow the blood rush.
6. Masturbate if you can. An erection is just a sign that your body wants to get some action. Remember that when a man ejaculates, he loses his erection temporarily. So you may ignite a quick release by masturbating, if you can.
If all the above fail, as it may sometimes do you have to go for Plan B – HIDE IT!
1. Put both your hands in your pocket. Doing that will ensure you don't get suspected. It will make you look cool and give you an opportunity to tame your penis.
2. Cover the p-zone with something. Put a magazine or a book on your lap and pretend to be reading. If you are close to a table, shift closer
so you can hide everything under it.
3. Fold your hands on your lap. If you do this, make sure the expression on your face is as casual as possible.
4. Distract everyone. This one may backfire or fail. Just say something that will get everyone's attention away from you and use the moment to rearrange your member. So there you go, you don't have to endure those embarrassing moments again. Just kill it or hide it. Though, that was a useful hint to curb masturbation in Public.
Mum In America Lives With Three Dead Kids At Home For More Than A Year
counts of murder after the remains of three babies
were found in the filthy, vermin-infested home she
shared with her boyfriend and four other children.
Erika Murray, 31, was charged with foetal death
concealment, witness intimidation and permitting substantial injury to a child. Her boyfriend, Ray Rivera, is charged with offences
including assault and battery on a child and reckless
endangerment of a child. Prosecutors described the horrific conditions that
four children - aged from six months to 13 years -
were found alive in at the house. Authorities said there were piles of dirty diapers,
rubbish strewn everywhere, and remains of dead
animals. The children were removed from the
address in August after a 10-year-old boy went to a
neighbour's house, and asked for help in quieting a
crying baby. The neighbour allegedly discovered a severely
neglected six-month-old baby covered in excrement,
and a three-year-old child. After the older children were interviewed, police
searched the house in Massachusetts, where they
discovered the remains of three babies. Charges have been brought for the murder of two of
the babies - one who was wearing a onesie, and the
other who was in a diaper. It is believed that the third dead infant still had its
placenta attached, and Murray has therefore not
been charged with its murder. She is being held on $1million bail after pleading not
guilty to the offences she was first charged with.
Murray is yet to enter pleas to the murder charge. The prosecutor said in court that DNA proves Rivera
is also the father of all seven children that lived in the
home, and quoted a paediatrician as saying this was
worst case of extreme neglect she has ever seen. The judge set bail for Rivera at $100,000 - he denies
all the charges against him. The house that the couple shared was condemned
and has since been demolished. See Photos above
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